CAN’T WEAR SKINNY JEANS CUZ MY DICK WON’T FIT

glamorous-vandal:

yourblogginisbullshit:

THAT SHIT IS GAY. IF YOU’RE GAY WEAR THEM, IF I SEE A SO CALLED STRAIGHT MAN IN SKINNY JEANS I LAUGH IN THEIR FACE. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE WOMENS JEANS ON? WHAT DO YOU GET OUT OF BEING IN COMPETITION WITH A WOMAN ON WHOS PANTS ARE TIGHTER AND/OR SKINNIER? JUST FUCKIN DISGUSTING

haha the worst is when you see a slightly chubby dude in um skinny jeans like SUPER SKINNY JEANS…wtf? ooh or dudes with an ass fatter then yours…your like…pause? haha deez remember that dude at wendys…rofl

~skinny jeans dont make u skinny, fat ass